3 bedroom penthouse

Dear William and Kate,

We heard on the grapevine that you're considering putting George into a North London School —great choice. Of course, you'll soon also want to move to this wonderful part of London due to its stunning architecture, fantastic parks, and world-class Estate Agent, KIRE, who are on a mission to make the area the happiest place to live in the UK. Oh, did I mention the "HEIR" is great up here?!

Having grown up and lived in exceptional homes, you will no doubt want a property fit for a king. One that is secure, has a great wraparound roof terrace with views over London, so you can survey all that you own, and with elderly relatives, you will want a property with a lift directly into it. You will also want a home that reflects your position in British society; thus, it must be on top of the building. Luckily, we have just the p(a)lace for you!

The Penthouse of Akenside Court on Belsize Crescent fits the bill perfectly. It is a "majestic" home to live in "reign" or shine. Its quadruple aspect gives it some of the best views of London possible from its terraces. Being so famous, you will no doubt be sick of stares, and luckily, in this lateral three-bedroom property, there are no stairs. Lateral living, so you can focus on charitable giving (let me know if you need me to reinvent the Royal slogans)!

With two beautifully appointed bathrooms, there is a throne for each of you, when the time calls. Its lovely kitchen is a great place to keep silver spoons and all other cutlery, and the terraces are the perfect places for Royal Banquets.

William, while you are the future King of the United Kingdom, if you live here you will already be the King of the Castle, looking down upon Belsize Village (1 minute walk away), with its lovely café culture. Having most recently lived in Kensington Palace, I know that a large garden will also be important to you, and this building has one of the biggest gardens in Belsize Park. Also, with London's finest schools at your doorstep, your children can choose to be the class jesters but won't become fools.

Yours faithfully,

from the Prince of Sales to the Prince of Wales,

Michael McHale

KIRE (Keeping it RE(G)AL Estate)

Note: This property is being sold by an employee of KIRE. In addition to this fun description, please see the brochure provided for full property details.