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This property is no longer on the market
Floorplan
Map
Area statsTerraced house
Terraced house
Key information
Features and description
- Secluded location
- Fantastic views
- Open fireplaces
- Hiding cave
- Sunken stone bath with views
- Nice and airy
- No holiday spirit
Tired of the endless holiday cheer? Craving a peaceful escape from the hustle and bustle of festive distractions? Look no further than the Grinch’s Cave!
For Sale: The Grinch’s Cave – Your Ultimate Whoville Retreat
Location: Mount Crumpet, North of Whoville
Price: £350,000
A rare opportunity to own a piece of Mount Crumpet’s storied history. Perfectly perched high above Whoville, this secluded hideaway offers unparalleled solitude, stunning (if somewhat chilling) views, and all the space you need to embrace your inner Grinch.
At over 2,000 square feet, this spacious cave is ideal for anyone seeking a dark, quiet refuge—whether you’re in need of a private retreat or planning your next holiday heist. The ambiance is cold, drafty, and wonderfully remote—perfect for plotting, pacing, or simply avoiding the holiday madness below.
Living Area: Spacious with two open fireplaces, and a variety of vintage wrapping papers included for your convenience (perfect for starting fires or stirring up mischief).
Kitchen: Generous countertop space to accommodate any food you may acquire in your travels. Whether it's leftovers or something more… unconventional, you’ll have plenty of room to prepare your meals.
Bathroom: A large sunken stone bath with a real trophy feature, looks out over the local town - ideal for soaking while reflecting on your latest (or future) escapades. Watch the ripple effects of your actions unfold as you relax and unwind.
Bedroom: A bit of TLC will transform this humble space into your perfect retreat after a long day of plotting or napping. With a little effort, it could be the ideal haven for rest and recharging.
Privacy: Situated high on Mount Crumpet, you’ll enjoy total peace and quiet—save for the occasional echo of holiday cheer from Whoville below. An ideal escape for those who prefer to keep to themselves.
Location & Security:
The cave offers unbeatable views of the surrounding snowy landscape. Imagine sipping hot cocoa while watching the storms roll in across Mount Crumpet, leaving Whoville to deal with the fallout below.
For added peace of mind, access is via a narrow, treacherous path—just the way you like it. Plus, a secret cave entrance offers a perfect "Grinch-proof" perimeter for the more security-conscious.
Bonus Features:
Gifts Galore: This property comes with a collection of "barely touched" holiday gifts, perfect for regifting or simply enjoying the irony of having them in the first place.
100% No Holiday Cheer Guarantee: Enjoy a festive-free zone! This cave is completely immune to Christmas carols, garish decorations, or any form of holiday spirit. Your heart will remain precisely where you want it—three sizes smaller.
Ready to make the Grinch’s Cave your own? Opportunities like this don’t come along every day! Whether you're looking for a quiet retreat or a strategic base for future Christmas takeovers, this unique property has everything you need.
Disclaimer: All sales are final. We are not responsible for any heart-growing incidents or unintended holiday spirit. Cave is not liable for any complaints from Whoville regarding stolen holiday cheer.
Services: Electricity and private water
Tenure: Freehold
Council Tax: TBC
Local Authority: Whoville District Council
For Sale: The Grinch’s Cave – Your Ultimate Whoville Retreat
Location: Mount Crumpet, North of Whoville
Price: £350,000
A rare opportunity to own a piece of Mount Crumpet’s storied history. Perfectly perched high above Whoville, this secluded hideaway offers unparalleled solitude, stunning (if somewhat chilling) views, and all the space you need to embrace your inner Grinch.
At over 2,000 square feet, this spacious cave is ideal for anyone seeking a dark, quiet refuge—whether you’re in need of a private retreat or planning your next holiday heist. The ambiance is cold, drafty, and wonderfully remote—perfect for plotting, pacing, or simply avoiding the holiday madness below.
Living Area: Spacious with two open fireplaces, and a variety of vintage wrapping papers included for your convenience (perfect for starting fires or stirring up mischief).
Kitchen: Generous countertop space to accommodate any food you may acquire in your travels. Whether it's leftovers or something more… unconventional, you’ll have plenty of room to prepare your meals.
Bathroom: A large sunken stone bath with a real trophy feature, looks out over the local town - ideal for soaking while reflecting on your latest (or future) escapades. Watch the ripple effects of your actions unfold as you relax and unwind.
Bedroom: A bit of TLC will transform this humble space into your perfect retreat after a long day of plotting or napping. With a little effort, it could be the ideal haven for rest and recharging.
Privacy: Situated high on Mount Crumpet, you’ll enjoy total peace and quiet—save for the occasional echo of holiday cheer from Whoville below. An ideal escape for those who prefer to keep to themselves.
Location & Security:
The cave offers unbeatable views of the surrounding snowy landscape. Imagine sipping hot cocoa while watching the storms roll in across Mount Crumpet, leaving Whoville to deal with the fallout below.
For added peace of mind, access is via a narrow, treacherous path—just the way you like it. Plus, a secret cave entrance offers a perfect "Grinch-proof" perimeter for the more security-conscious.
Bonus Features:
Gifts Galore: This property comes with a collection of "barely touched" holiday gifts, perfect for regifting or simply enjoying the irony of having them in the first place.
100% No Holiday Cheer Guarantee: Enjoy a festive-free zone! This cave is completely immune to Christmas carols, garish decorations, or any form of holiday spirit. Your heart will remain precisely where you want it—three sizes smaller.
Ready to make the Grinch’s Cave your own? Opportunities like this don’t come along every day! Whether you're looking for a quiet retreat or a strategic base for future Christmas takeovers, this unique property has everything you need.
Disclaimer: All sales are final. We are not responsible for any heart-growing incidents or unintended holiday spirit. Cave is not liable for any complaints from Whoville regarding stolen holiday cheer.
Services: Electricity and private water
Tenure: Freehold
Council Tax: TBC
Local Authority: Whoville District Council
Area statistics
Crime score
High crime
8/10
About this agent
Our Tiverton office is prominently located within the bustling market town, situated on Fore Street, opposite the Town Hall and is home to our Head Office, housing our busy Residential Sales and Lettings Department, as well as our Commercial and Farms Department. Fronted by Nick Seddon, the team here offers a warm welcome and boasts priceless local knowledge and experience in the property market.